Kelsey Narrates SCP

SCP 4501 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4501 Credit to original author Waxwing-one

SCP 268 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-268 Credit to original author Pair Of Ducks

SCP 1022 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1022 Credit to original author ModernMajorGeneral

SCP 029 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-029 Credit to original author AdminBright

I'm really enjoying the content of The Rat's Nest . I'm back from travelling (COVID-free!) and have begun production on episodes through the new year.  Thanks to all my subscribers!  I'll be updating some hardware soon so the audio quality will go up and production time will go down. That will be a lifesaver when classes start back up in January. What Lurks in the Dark located at http://www.scpwiki.com/what-lurks Credit to original author Lt Flops

SCP 018-DE located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-018-DE Credit to original author Dr_Grom

SCP 5733 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5733 Credit to original author Dysadron

SCP 1040 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1040 Credit to original author Lumancer

SCP 080 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-080 Credit to original author Dr Magnus

SCP 2771 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2771 Credit to original author Petrograd

SCP 078 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-078 Credit to original author Gnosis

I ran across this one on the SCP subreddit and immediately knew I would be reading it. Here's my take on Bryx 's tale "Everyone Knows". "Everyone Knows" located at http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everyone-knows  Credit to original author Bryx

SCP 2693 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2693 Credit to original author Calibri Bold

SCP 5256 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5256 Credit to original author Hexick

SCP 1038 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1038 Credit to original author CthulhuCarl

SCP 072 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-072 Credit to original author Kate McTiriss

SCP 1018 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1018 Credit to original author tanhony

SCP 062 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-062 Credit to original author far2

Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask Credit to original author HarryBlank

SCP 4098 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4098 Credit to original author Westrin

SCP 5143 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5143 Credit to original author daviiid

SCP 1021 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1021 Credit to original author Nakruh

SCP 1048 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1048 Credit to original author trennerdios

SCP 1016 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1016 Credit to original author KeterSatyr

SCP 031 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-031 Credit to original author Roget

I have a feeling I'm going to be doing more readings from The Rat's Nest . There's some incredible  writing in there.  "A Terrible Thing" located at http://www.scpwiki.com/a-terrible-thing Credit to original author Riemann

Say "Parapraxis gives me ankyloglossia" ten times fast.   Yeah, I know that was 4035, but in podcast years I just cut that one and it's still fresh in my mind.  Don't look in the sausage machine.  There are no bodies in the sausage machine.  Forget I said anything.  "LALALALALALALALAAAAA"...what? Please enjoy the not-so- idioglossic series-5 SCiP from HominiLupus , "The Common Tongue". SCP 4038 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4038 Credit to original author HominiLupus

When you were a kid, could you ever have imagined you'd be where you are now? Responsibilities, kids, bills, debt, depression, anxiety, aches and pains...why didn't anyone warn us??  I sincerely hope you find happiness in this life...as unlikely as that is. Please enjoy series 5 SCiP "What do You want to be when You grow Up?" by Uncle Nicolini .   (Happy birthday, Kenzie.  I love you!) SCP 4046 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4046 Credit to original author Uncle Nicolini

Heyyyyyyyy this is my first international SCiP! It's a translation so I don't know who to credit for the work, but Creative Commons. If you know who the original author is, I'd like to scratch their eyes out thank them. It was a cat. SCP 040-JP located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-040-jp

I want a gnu.  Have you ever seen Lorraine calming down a Sunny D? Talk about rolling the dice, though. You could wind up being the world's foremost expert on guano. Wouldn't that be some shit? Original series SCiP "Knowledge" by Kain Pathos Crow .  SCP 028 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-028 Credit to original author Kain Pathos Crow

Grandma, NO, you really shouldn't put that there!  Grandma.  Grandma!  GRANDMA! Well, that can't be unseen.  Thanks, Varaxous . SCP 4045 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4045 Credit to original author Varaxous

Original series SCiP "Shadow Person". Whole lotta "yeah, fuck that" in an itty bitty package. Enjoy! SCP 017 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-017 Credit to original author CityToast

Give her the stick DOOON'T give her the stick! Opportunity Knocks located at http://www.scpwiki.com/opportunity-knocks Credit to original author pooryoric

I said "What about breakfast at Tiffany's" she said "There's a great big nothing in the middle of his head ". Yeah that's all I've got. I mean...the one thing we've got. What? Gimme a break. It was that or a Johann Strauss bit.  Here's series 5 SCiP "Great Big Nothing" by Bluedanoob . SCP 4022 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4022 Credit to original author Bluedanoob

Special containment procedures - The Foundation's hubris will be contained by its inability to predict future occurrences by extrapolating data through the application of mathematical formulas any freshman college student can grasp. No further containment procedures are necessary at this time.  Also, Russian words. Thanks, TheMightyMcB . Series 6 SCiP, "The Meteor Who Cried Wolf". SCP 5153 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5153 Credit to original author TheMightyMcB

By now, the last thing you want to hear about is more food...so here you go.  Vine-ripe turkey legs and all.     Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.  SCP 5130 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5130 Credit to original author swordlover87

You know, the guy had a point. You have to have a humane method of getting rid of those extra D-class, you know, to keep the Ethics Committee happy and all. Great original series work by Eskobar , "Predatory Holly Bush". SCP 046 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-046 Credit to original author Eskobar

Series 5 SCiP "A Reprieve". Not all SCiPs are the kind that strain your consciousness through cheesecloth to extract the smoothest bits to make the perfect homemade raspberry jelly. Some are weird enough to be contained, but nice enough to...live and let die?  SCP 4044 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4044 Credit to original author fieldstone

  I just finished production on nine SCiPs. Well, eight and a tale. My ass hurts after a few hours. I don't know how this guy does it for decades. Original series SCiP "The Concrete Man" by Whitewings .  Enjoy!   SCP 014 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-014 Credit to original author Whitewings

F      F           F                F If you like my readings, link them into the audio adaptations page on the wiki http://www.scpwiki.com/audio-adaptations Requests, comments, and critique can be posted on my blog site https://kelseynarrates.blogspot.com/ SCP Tale "Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench" located at http://www.scpwiki.com/document-recovered-from-the-marianas-trench Credit to original author Dr Gears

Series 5 SCiP "Prey on Words" AKA "dickhead-genie-with-a-long-ass-experiment-log". Seriously. If you get off on experiment logs this one's a doozy. Hope you like. SCP 4035 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4035 Credit to original author Deadly Bread

Series 6 SCiP "playdo mous". As far as I know, it's only transmitted through an image file, so there's no risk of infection from listening...for now. SCP 5124 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5124 Credit to original author J Dune

90+ subs overnight, wow!  I'm up on iTunes, Spotify, and Google podcasts now.  This is real life!  First cast on iTunes! 4018 has been done before but this is my take.  If you feel like my readings are good enough, link me into the audio adaptations on the wiki http://www.scpwiki.com/audio-adaptations I have a system down for creating content now.  I'm working on a format so my casts aren't so random.  Requests, comments, and critique can be posted on my blog site https://kelseynarrates.blogspot.com/ SCP 4018 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4018 Credit to the original author Communism will win

I present to you:  "Boxes", the D-class contest entry by psul This is my first tale narration. It's different than narrating a SCiP for sure. Different tone...not so clinical.  Also, special thanks to that_brazillian_guy for suggesting I cast on Spotify. This is my first episode since I signed up. I'm working through some technical issues getting validated on iTunes, but I'll be there soon, too. Thanks for your support, guy!  SCP tale Boxes located at http://www.scpwiki.com/boxes  

SCP 4019 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4019 Credit to original author redredred

SCP 5116 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5116 Credit to original author Anorrack

SCP 5114 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5114 Credit to original author H0dari

  SCP 5110 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5110 Credit to original author RubyIguess

  SCP 5101 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5101 Credit to original author Tanhony

SCP 5022 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5022 Credit to original author Tanhony

  Credit to original author OthellotheCat

  Hello.  SCP 5088 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5088 Credit to original author Tanhony

Hello.  I'm learning the ins and outs of  podcasting.  It seems like a valuable skill to have in 2020.  I worked in radio for a few years and have some basic audio skills.  I'm rusty, but it's coming back to me pretty quick.  I'm a huge fan of the SCP universe.  There's plenty of YouTube content, but not much consistent podcast audio out there so that's where I started.   I'm not in this for money, mostly practice, buuuuut if you want to donate I'm in for about 30 bucks a month in subscriptions for background music and audio post-production, so I won't turn down a buck or two here or there.  My patreon is https://www.patreon.com/KelseyNarrates SCP 5097 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5097 Credit to original author Tanhony Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from www.scpwiki.com and its authors.   Music...