Kelsey Narrates SCP

SCP 4501 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4501 Credit to original author Waxwing-one

SCP 268 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-268 Credit to original author Pair Of Ducks

SCP 1022 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1022 Credit to original author ModernMajorGeneral

SCP 029 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-029 Credit to original author AdminBright

I'm really enjoying the content of The Rat's Nest . I'm back from travelling (COVID-free!) and have begun production on episodes through the new year.  Thanks to all my subscribers!  I'll be updating some hardware soon so the audio quality will go up and production time will go down. That will be a lifesaver when classes start back up in January. What Lurks in the Dark located at http://www.scpwiki.com/what-lurks Credit to original author Lt Flops

SCP 018-DE located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-018-DE Credit to original author Dr_Grom

SCP 5733 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5733 Credit to original author Dysadron

SCP 1040 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1040 Credit to original author Lumancer

SCP 080 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-080 Credit to original author Dr Magnus

SCP 2771 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2771 Credit to original author Petrograd

SCP 078 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-078 Credit to original author Gnosis

I ran across this one on the SCP subreddit and immediately knew I would be reading it. Here's my take on Bryx 's tale "Everyone Knows". "Everyone Knows" located at http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everyone-knows  Credit to original author Bryx

SCP 2693 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2693 Credit to original author Calibri Bold

SCP 5256 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5256 Credit to original author Hexick

SCP 1038 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1038 Credit to original author CthulhuCarl

SCP 072 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-072 Credit to original author Kate McTiriss

SCP 1018 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1018 Credit to original author tanhony

SCP 062 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-062 Credit to original author far2

Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask Credit to original author HarryBlank

SCP 4098 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4098 Credit to original author Westrin

SCP 5143 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5143 Credit to original author daviiid

SCP 1021 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1021 Credit to original author Nakruh

SCP 1048 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1048 Credit to original author trennerdios

SCP 1016 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1016 Credit to original author KeterSatyr

SCP 031 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-031 Credit to original author Roget

I have a feeling I'm going to be doing more readings from The Rat's Nest . There's some incredible  writing in there.  "A Terrible Thing" located at http://www.scpwiki.com/a-terrible-thing Credit to original author Riemann

Say "Parapraxis gives me ankyloglossia" ten times fast.   Yeah, I know that was 4035, but in podcast years I just cut that one and it's still fresh in my mind.  Don't look in the sausage machine.  There are no bodies in the sausage machine.  Forget I said anything.  "LALALALALALALALAAAAA"...what? Please enjoy the not-so- idioglossic series-5 SCiP from HominiLupus , "The Common Tongue". SCP 4038 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4038 Credit to original author HominiLupus

When you were a kid, could you ever have imagined you'd be where you are now? Responsibilities, kids, bills, debt, depression, anxiety, aches and pains...why didn't anyone warn us??  I sincerely hope you find happiness in this life...as unlikely as that is. Please enjoy series 5 SCiP "What do You want to be when You grow Up?" by Uncle Nicolini .   (Happy birthday, Kenzie.  I love you!) SCP 4046 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4046 Credit to original author Uncle Nicolini

Heyyyyyyyy this is my first international SCiP! It's a translation so I don't know who to credit for the work, but Creative Commons. If you know who the original author is, I'd like to scratch their eyes out thank them. It was a cat. SCP 040-JP located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-040-jp

I want a gnu.  Have you ever seen Lorraine calming down a Sunny D? Talk about rolling the dice, though. You could wind up being the world's foremost expert on guano. Wouldn't that be some shit? Original series SCiP "Knowledge" by Kain Pathos Crow .  SCP 028 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-028 Credit to original author Kain Pathos Crow

Grandma, NO, you really shouldn't put that there!  Grandma.  Grandma!  GRANDMA! Well, that can't be unseen.  Thanks, Varaxous . SCP 4045 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4045 Credit to original author Varaxous