Kelsey Narrates SCP 5153 - The Meteor Who Cried Wolf

Special containment procedures - The Foundation's hubris will be contained by its inability to predict future occurrences by extrapolating data through the application of mathematical formulas any freshman college student can grasp. No further containment procedures are necessary at this time. 

Also, Russian words. Thanks, TheMightyMcB. Series 6 SCiP, "The Meteor Who Cried Wolf".

SCP 5153 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5153

Credit to original author TheMightyMcB